We moderns have mastered the seemingly impossible trick of feeling superior to ourselves.
Jan 232018
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Jan 162018
The greater good is distant and speculative: the lesser evil required to achieve it is immediate and certain.
Jan 112018
It wasn’t funny the first time either.
Dec 292017
All popular conceptions of genius are meticulously constructed to flatter mediocrity.
Dec 222017
Today we publish all of our thoughts, except the interesting ones.
Dec 142017
The conservative is a degenerate reactionary who, unable to decide where to set the clock, defaults to now.
Nov 272017
It is astonishing what a lab coat will let you get away with.
Nov 212017
Dissent requires the willingness to set aside a few evenings, dissidence the occasional weekend.
Nov 142017
Let us give thanks to all who disagree with us stupidly, without whom we would have so little to say.
Nov 102017
I regret nothing but consequences.