How quickly we recover from being stunned into silence.
Aug 312016
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Aug 112016
You can be sure that everyone has heard the news when you are told to keep it to yourself.
Aug 082016
A decadent civilization makes lists.
Jul 272016
Worship of youth ends in contempt for age.
Jul 262016
People who back their wheelchairs into you never apologize. Such is the insouciance of the officially oppressed.
Jul 222016
A scandal is only a story that you already know.
Jul 212016
You don’t like your friends, necessarily: you like knowing them.
Jul 192016
It must be dreary to be the voice of one’s generation.
Jul 142016
Tell me what you hate, and I will tell you how old you are.
Jul 062016
“Passionate advocacy” is among our politer terms for insanity.