Hollywood is to the rest of America what America is to the rest of the world.
Aug 142015
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Aug 112015
The enemy of my enemy is a matter of perfect indifference to me.
Aug 042015
We live in an age of resonant declarations about what sort of age we live in.
Jul 312015
I wish to thank the many people who have undertaken, without pay and at considerable personal risk, to explain me to myself.
Jul 012015
Age has its privileges, like picking up the check.
May 152015
There are perfect fools, and perfection of any kind should be cherished.
May 042015
Being a sports fan is like chewing audibly — a mildly irritating but harmless backwardness that one charitably overlooks.
Apr 222015
Professional sports, though unpleasant, proxy for things even less pleasant.
Apr 032015
The hypochondriac makes his own death a bad joke.
Mar 242015
It is a race, and the parodists are losing.