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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Feb 042013
 

It’s easy to get away with murder, except the one you want to commit.

Dec 242012
 

Youth is lost like money — gradually, then suddenly.

Dec 172012
 

A leading cause of insanity in America is the prospect of appearing on television.

Nov 282012
 

Civilization is the set of conditions that make it possible to delay gratification indefinitely.

Nov 222012
 

The provocateur is the most fortunate of men: he receives all credit for his wisdom and no blame for his folly.

Oct 192012
 

Habits acquired in irony are retained in sorrow.