You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.

Dec 242012

Youth is lost like money — gradually, then suddenly.

Dec 172012

A leading cause of insanity in America is the prospect of appearing on television.

Nov 282012

Civilization is the set of conditions that make it possible to delay gratification indefinitely.

Nov 222012

The provocateur is the most fortunate of men: he receives all credit for his wisdom and no blame for his folly.

Oct 192012

Habits acquired in irony are retained in sorrow.