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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Nov 122013
 

A party should include a few guests who can’t be trusted with the silver.

Oct 282013
 

The chief perquisite of belonging to a race or creed is a lifetime pass to tell nasty jokes at its expense.

Oct 162013
 

We all suffer from a variety of psychiatric disorders, which used to be known as personality.

Oct 032013
 

Faces, like cases, collapse under scrutiny.

Sep 062013
 

No party is boring when regarded as field work in cultural anthropology.

Aug 152013
 

The best possible recommendation is from someone who hates it for a reason that would make you like it.

Aug 122013
 

Many people kill themselves because they are tired of repeating themselves.

Aug 082013
 

One is asked to be reasonable and expected to be moderate.