You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.

Jan 082016

I often hear rumors of people with low self-esteem, and someday I hope to meet one.

Dec 282015

Excellent manners always have a touch of menace.

Nov 252015

Latin Americans may have a larger vocabulary for military coups than Inuits do for snow.

Nov 122015

Autism excuses any conceivable faux pas that cannot be excused by alcohol.

Oct 012015

When did “personality” become a job description?

Sep 042015

Cigarettes lengthen life, after correcting for how smoking marks time.

Aug 312015

No-brainer, n.   An idea that is extremely persuasive as long as you don’t think about it.

Aug 252015

When you have a thousand followers, you have an audience; when you have a million, it has you.

Aug 182015

Philanthropy is no basis for particular affections, and misanthropy no bar to them.

Aug 142015

Hollywood is to the rest of America what America is to the rest of the world.