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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Jul 212016
 

You don’t like your friends, necessarily: you like knowing them.

Jul 192016
 

It must be dreary to be the voice of one’s generation.

Jul 142016
 

Tell me what you hate, and I will tell you how old you are.

Jul 062016
 

“Passionate advocacy” is among our politer terms for insanity.

Jun 062016
 

To eliminate clutter, get rid of everything that you will never use again.

Jun 022016
 

Strategy is the product for which motives, reasons, and beliefs are the advertising.

May 192016
 

Making friends is work, making enemies is fun.

May 182016
 

Serious people trying to be funny are generally no more embarrassing than funny people trying to be serious.

Apr 282016
 

A civilized man need not know a little about everything, but he must know a lot about something.

Apr 152016
 

If we really watched the weather we would talk about it even more than we do.