I often hear rumors of people with low self-esteem, and someday I hope to meet one.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
Excellent manners always have a touch of menace.
Latin Americans may have a larger vocabulary for military coups than Inuits do for snow.
Autism excuses any conceivable faux pas that cannot be excused by alcohol.
When did “personality” become a job description?
Cigarettes lengthen life, after correcting for how smoking marks time.
No-brainer, n. An idea that is extremely persuasive as long as you don’t think about it.
When you have a thousand followers, you have an audience; when you have a million, it has you.
Philanthropy is no basis for particular affections, and misanthropy no bar to them.
Hollywood is to the rest of America what America is to the rest of the world.