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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Sep 092016
 

Nothing is too serious to look trivial on television.

Sep 062016
 

The most attractive characteristic of the city dweller is his incuriosity about the neighbors.

Aug 312016
 

How quickly we recover from being stunned into silence.

Aug 112016
 

You can be sure that everyone has heard the news when you are told to keep it to yourself.

Jul 272016
 

Worship of youth ends in contempt for age.

Jul 262016
 

People who back their wheelchairs into you never apologize. Such is the insouciance of the officially oppressed.

Jul 222016
 

A scandal is only a story that you already know.

Jul 212016
 

You don’t like your friends, necessarily: you like knowing them.

Jul 192016
 

It must be dreary to be the voice of one’s generation.