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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Apr 052016
 

You don’t signal your opinions, you signal with them.

Jan 122016
 

The right way to take a remark that you are told not to take the wrong way is as the gross insult it always is.

Jan 082016
 

I often hear rumors of people with low self-esteem, and someday I hope to meet one.

Dec 282015
 

Excellent manners always have a touch of menace.

Nov 252015
 

Latin Americans may have a larger vocabulary for military coups than Inuits do for snow.

Nov 122015
 

Autism excuses any conceivable faux pas that cannot be excused by alcohol.