You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.

Apr 052016

You don’t signal your opinions, you signal with them.

Jan 122016

The right way to take a remark that you are told not to take the wrong way is as the gross insult it always is.

Jan 082016

I often hear rumors of people with low self-esteem, and someday I hope to meet one.

Dec 282015

Excellent manners always have a touch of menace.

Nov 252015

Latin Americans may have a larger vocabulary for military coups than Inuits do for snow.

Nov 122015

Autism excuses any conceivable faux pas that cannot be excused by alcohol.