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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Oct 012015
 

When did “personality” become a job description?

Sep 042015
 

Cigarettes lengthen life, after correcting for how smoking marks time.

Aug 312015
 

No-brainer, n.   An idea that is extremely persuasive as long as you don’t think about it.

Aug 252015
 

When you have a thousand followers, you have an audience; when you have a million, it has you.

Aug 182015
 

Philanthropy is no basis for particular affections, and misanthropy no bar to them.

Aug 142015
 

Hollywood is to the rest of America what America is to the rest of the world.

Aug 112015
 

The enemy of my enemy is a matter of perfect indifference to me.

Aug 042015
 

We live in an age of resonant declarations about what sort of age we live in.

Jul 312015
 

I wish to thank the many people who have undertaken, without pay and at considerable personal risk, to explain me to myself.

Jul 012015
 

Age has its privileges, like picking up the check.