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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Jan 292018
 

Precocity, n.   Unusually rapid ossification.

Jan 242018
 

Those who disagree with us used to be evil, and then they were stupid: now they are ill.

Jan 232018
 

We moderns have mastered the seemingly impossible trick of feeling superior to ourselves.

Jan 162018
 

The greater good is distant and speculative: the lesser evil required to achieve it is immediate and certain.

Dec 292017
 

All popular conceptions of genius are meticulously constructed to flatter mediocrity.

Dec 222017
 

Today we publish all of our thoughts, except the interesting ones.

Dec 142017
 

The conservative is a degenerate reactionary who, unable to decide where to set the clock, defaults to now.

Nov 272017
 

It is astonishing what a lab coat will let you get away with.

Nov 212017
 

Dissent requires the willingness to set aside a few evenings, dissidence the occasional weekend.