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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

May 112017
 

From nagging child to menopausal witch:
Unripe to rotten with scarcely a hitch.

May 082017
 

Thoughts and prayers galore —
What are they thinking of, and praying for?

Mar 292017
 

To converse while standing is difficult; to orate while sitting is impossible.

Mar 282017
 

We are asked to be tolerant when we are expected to approve.

Mar 062017
 

Anti-colonialism, n.   The belief that local traditional cultures must be protected and preserved, unless they involve Christianity or NASCAR.

Mar 032017
 

Plastic surgery has done more for human happiness than psychopharmacology.

Feb 242017
 

Every feasible technology will be used, and every admitted principle will be exploited.

Feb 212017
 

Relativism, n.  The belief that all things are relative, though some are more relative than others.