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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Sep 112018
 

The less use the profession, the more prizes it gives itself; perfect uselessness being, as we observe in Hollywood, a continuous awards ceremony.

Aug 272018
 

To rebut the charge of being a weenie is to be a weenie.

Aug 132018
 

The phone completes your sentences and soon it will complete your thoughts.

Aug 062018
 

If you simply must go to the demonstration, get a sitter.

Jul 312018
 

Announcing that you will not be silenced should be legal grounds for doing so.

Jul 272018
 

You can stay in a huff forever, but not the same huff.

Jul 192018
 

Fool-proof is difficult, genius-proof is impossible.

Jun 222018
 

It turns out to be entirely possible to know where you’re going and not where you came from, and vice versa.

May 302018
 

Youth has a natural horror of age, and one gradually learns to reciprocate.