You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.

Apr 182019

Those who can, smoke; those who cannot, philosophize.

Apr 032019

The hatred of jocks for nerds is as nothing to the hatred of nerds for jocks.

Mar 062019

Maybe it was the nerds who were evil all along.

Feb 192019

Only the perfect bore never bores himself.

Feb 132019

Sometimes the contagion is the thing, sometimes its expression: mirth and yawning are contagious, laughter and boredom are not.

Jan 252019

The lower the latitude, the greater the lassitude.

Jan 242019

An opinion not worth fearing isn’t worth having.

Jan 152019

Only when no one pays the slightest attention to what anyone else is saying will speech be truly free.