All popular conceptions of genius are meticulously constructed to flatter mediocrity.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
Today we publish all of our thoughts, except the interesting ones.
The conservative is a degenerate reactionary who, unable to decide where to set the clock, defaults to now.
It is astonishing what a lab coat will let you get away with.
Dissent requires the willingness to set aside a few evenings, dissidence the occasional weekend.
Let us give thanks to all who disagree with us stupidly, without whom we would have so little to say.
I regret nothing but consequences.
Social media are to friendship what vaping is to smoking.
Every quirk a syndrome, every aversion an allergy, every fear a phobia.
Prejudice, n. The precipitate of a principle.