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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Dec 292017
 

All popular conceptions of genius are meticulously constructed to flatter mediocrity.

Dec 222017
 

Today we publish all of our thoughts, except the interesting ones.

Dec 142017
 

The conservative is a degenerate reactionary who, unable to decide where to set the clock, defaults to now.

Nov 272017
 

It is astonishing what a lab coat will let you get away with.

Nov 212017
 

Dissent requires the willingness to set aside a few evenings, dissidence the occasional weekend.

Nov 142017
 

Let us give thanks to all who disagree with us stupidly, without whom we would have so little to say.

Nov 012017
 

Social media are to friendship what vaping is to smoking.

Oct 092017
 

Every quirk a syndrome, every aversion an allergy, every fear a phobia.

Sep 112017
 

Prejudice, n.   The precipitate of a principle.