Everything – Page 226 – A book of aphorisms
May 152015
 

There are perfect fools, and perfection of any kind should be cherished.

May 132015
 

Quality, too, is subject to diminishing returns. The world runs on large amounts of good enough.

May 122015
 

The great contemporary leveller of class distinctions is automated spell-checking.

May 112015
 

Robes always dignify begging — saffron for the Buddhist monk, black for the college president.

May 082015
 

One must often choose between stupid and crazy. I used to like crazy, but I am warming to stupid.

May 072015
 

You think you have a job. What you have is a consulting company with only one client.

May 062015
 

Every party looks its best out of power.

May 052015
 

Now we say that we do not understand what we only disapprove, and soon we truly will not understand.

May 042015
 

Being a sports fan is like chewing audibly — a mildly irritating but harmless backwardness that one charitably overlooks.