Write briefly, and risk being misunderstood; or write at length, and assure it.
Today a man removes his headphones where once he doffed his hat.
Covers are to judge books by.
Only atheists take the Bible literally.
The best disguise for a dunce is as an intellectual.
Whoever dies with the most likes wins.
Modern democracy has nearly perfected itself; that the people can still occasionally make their wishes known remains its one flaw.
Acquired taste, n. An inclination sometimes inborn, sometimes affected, and always snobbish.
The supreme accolade for a writer is to have his work attributed to Anonymous.
Think locally, act locally.