You need not be anonymous as long as no one stupid can understand you.
Schopenhauer remarked that every country derides the customs and habits of other countries, and every country is correct: this is a principle with wide application.
If you think you would rather be right and despised than wrong and beloved, you are wrong.
Where mediocrity is not disqualifying it soon becomes mandatory.
Literacy makes possible the state, and universal literacy the omnipotent state.
If it ain’t broke, fixing it will do the trick.
Employees see poker chips as money: entrepreneurs see money as poker chips.
There are two fundamental types of crazy women: one wears her hair much too long, and the other much too short.
Dr. Seuss names his creatures Thing 1 and Thing 2 to signify that they are not distinct in any important way; statistics names its errors Type 1 and Type 2 to signify that they are.
Those who cannot judge what to believe must resort to whom.