Everything – Page 170 – A book of aphorisms
Nov 252015
 

Latin Americans may have a larger vocabulary for military coups than Inuits do for snow.

Nov 242015
 

The pettier the grievance, the louder the complaint.

Nov 232015
 

All sources are biased, all evidence is tainted, and all consciousness is bourgeois.

Nov 202015
 

If content were king, Santa would work for the elves.

Nov 192015
 

“You are evil” — all lower-class arguments take this form. “You are stupid” is the higher class.

Nov 182015
 

The erroneous belief is the minor problem, the excessive conviction the major one.

Nov 172015
 

People who like sports say a lot more intelligent things about sports than people who like art say about art.

Nov 162015
 

The best time to mention your high IQ is while explaining how IQ measures nothing important.

Nov 132015
 

We call mad the man with one fixed idea, and sane the man with none.

Nov 122015
 

Autism excuses any conceivable faux pas that cannot be excused by alcohol.