The apotheosis of the artist comes when he arrogates to himself the right to bore you.
A few books, like Beerbohm’s Zuleika Dobson and certain novels by Wodehouse, are unglossable, complete and perfect in themselves. They may succeed with the public but never with the critics, who before them feel their own irrelevance too acutely.
As the Western rose and fell, so too America.
If you want to do good, make money.
Sane people throw themselves into politics only when the state has made normal life impossible, and by then it is too late.
Any man who was not a Whig a hundred fifty years ago had no heart, and any man who is one today has no brains.
Anything announced as voluntary is mandatory.
All traits influenced by genetics differ across populations, and all traits are influenced by genetics.
Girls are wiser about sex than boys, and far wiser than men.
When making an example, always choose an innocent man: this cows innocent and guilty alike.