Everything – Page 237 – A book of aphorisms
Dec 122014
 

All metaphors are wrong; some metaphors are useful.

Dec 112014
 

The serial disciple is often mistaken for an independent thinker.

Dec 102014
 

Passion, n. An overwhelming urge to spend your life at something you don’t do especially well.

Dec 092014
 

Facts, like food, should be chewed thoroughly before swallowing.

Dec 082014
 

The contrarian attends most scrupulously to conventional wisdom.

Dec 052014
 

Every special snowflake may be unique, but how can you tell without a microscope?

Dec 042014
 

We compensate for limited intelligence with bad memories.

Dec 032014
 

It takes a lot of time and trouble to write a bad book.

Dec 022014
 

Readers fall in love with villains because authors do.

Dec 012014
 

Scholarship

Magisterial: Pompous
Brilliant: Unreliable
Valuable: Trivial
Eccentric: Deranged
Classic: Dull
Formidable: Duller
Encyclopedic: Stupefying