Everything – Page 44 – A book of aphorisms
May 192022
 

Deontology for thee, but not for me.

May 182022
 

If the rich and accomplished were swine, they would be envied less. As it is, they are envied for being rich, accomplished, and not swine.

May 172022
 

Appointments are made with resignation and kept with foreboding.

May 162022
 

The null hypothesis is the dull hypothesis.

May 132022
 

A man with a fixed idea is like a small child with a secret — he tries to hide it but he cannot help himself, and before long some slight provocation will send it gushing forth.

May 122022
 

One’s former selves ought to be labeled with subscripts for the year, like isotopes with their atomic weights.

May 102022
 

The frequency of demands for citations and evidence varies inversely with the capacity to understand them. “Source?” is a verbal tic, like Tourette’s.