Separation of powers: each bureaucrat gets a tiny bit.
Deontology for thee, but not for me.
If the rich and accomplished were swine, they would be envied less. As it is, they are envied for being rich, accomplished, and not swine.
Appointments are made with resignation and kept with foreboding.
The null hypothesis is the dull hypothesis.
A man with a fixed idea is like a small child with a secret — he tries to hide it but he cannot help himself, and before long some slight provocation will send it gushing forth.
One’s former selves ought to be labeled with subscripts for the year, like isotopes with their atomic weights.
One is the trustiest sample size.
The frequency of demands for citations and evidence varies inversely with the capacity to understand them. “Source?” is a verbal tic, like Tourette’s.
The writer who does not disappoint in person has left too little of himself on the page.