If A does X, and you ignore it, and B does X, and you condemn it, one may infer that you have more interest in A and B than in X.
The stupider the idea, the more intelligent you have to be to believe it.
Dullness is so prevalent in high places that it has come to be regarded as an obligation.
Consumer capitalism isn’t soulless, quite the contrary: it provides consumers with the option of outsourcing their souls.
The many genders of theory look more like one in practice.
Business problems are nearly always personnel problems, especially in sole proprietorships.
What a man does is remembered when the ironic, detached attitude with which he does it has long been forgotten.
Imbecility, like many infectious diseases, has asymptomatic carriers.
Don’t make big plans at small hours.
Anyone who has not invested in his own recommendations has no skin in the game; and anyone who has is talking his book.