Sep 042019
 

Never confess at the show trial. They shoot you anyway, then kill your wife and children.

Sep 032019
 

Parents go to remarkable trouble and expense to provide their children instruction in how to hate them.

Sep 022019
 

A truth is sometimes told in public, but almost always by accident.

Aug 302019
 

Christianity is like life insurance: you have to die to collect.

Aug 292019
 

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward plagiarism.

Aug 282019
 

When the benighted differ with me, it is only natural, for they are benighted. When they do not, it only strengthens my case, for even the benighted agree with me.

Aug 272019
 

You’re almost certainly completely wrong, so cheer up.

Aug 262019
 

Power operates like other scarce goods, and black markets spring up in it where it is proscribed.

Aug 232019
 

The up-to-date bully yells for help while he’s beating you up.

Aug 222019
 

Everyone needs a reason to get up in the morning, and a drug habit is a compelling reason.