May 182017

The legislative branch is government as we imagine it, the executive as we know it, the judicial as we resort to it in extremity.

May 172017

Who, after seven hours a day, five days a week, nine months a year in school, hasn’t thought, at least once, about shooting up the place?

May 162017

Almost no one is worth reading on more than one subject.

May 122017

It is better to forget a name than make a visible effort to recall it.

May 112017

From nagging child to menopausal witch:
Unripe to rotten with scarcely a hitch.

May 102017

Advice and sex are free. You pay the therapist not to tell you his problems, and the whore to leave.

May 082017

Thoughts and prayers galore —
What are they thinking of, and praying for?