Christianity is like life insurance: you have to die to collect.
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward plagiarism.
When the benighted differ with me, it is only natural, for they are benighted. When they do not, it only strengthens my case, for even the benighted agree with me.
You’re almost certainly completely wrong, so cheer up.
Power operates like other scarce goods, and black markets spring up in it where it is proscribed.
The up-to-date bully yells for help while he’s beating you up.
Everyone needs a reason to get up in the morning, and a drug habit is a compelling reason.
The worst never lack for self-esteem.
In art incompetence is usually taken for directness and sincerity.
It is less dangerous to follow, by being last to start applauding, than to lead, by being first to stop.