Nobody loves an algorithm.
An education is frequently confused with the flotsam one picks up on the way to acquiring it.
To manage people effectively you must not only accept but praise work that you could have done better yourself.
Etiquette and ritual are observed long after traditions and religions have died, as fingernails seem to still grow on a corpse.
We all suffer from a variety of psychiatric disorders, which used to be known as personality.
Universal suffrage enforces a universal delusion of special competence in politics.
History is the events leading up to my life; biography is the events leading up to my death.
The only known cure for materialism is poverty.
More successful enterprises have been created for spite than for money.
An actor can be ugly and still have no talent.