What a man does is remembered when the ironic, detached attitude with which he does it has long been forgotten.
Imbecility, like many infectious diseases, has asymptomatic carriers.
Don’t make big plans at small hours.
Anyone who has not invested in his own recommendations has no skin in the game; and anyone who has is talking his book.
What is privilege? A term — beloved by parents, nuns, schoolmarms, jailers — to describe what doesn’t belong to you, and can be revoked at any time without reason or warning.
There are worse ways to judge a government than if the trains run on time.
Love is often cured by acquaintance.
Capitalism is a daily exercise in getting what you want without knowing what you want.
Men and women both know what men want, and neither know what women want, yet in the end, it’s women who get what they want.
The conservative stands athwart history with a radar gun, handing out the occasional speeding ticket to make quota.