Many a reputation has been made by dying at just the right time.
Parody is the insincerest form of flattery.
A story of only exciting parts is like a wardrobe of only exciting garments.
When one relative embezzles from another, it’s always the brother-in-law — just close enough for nepotism, just distant enough that he can’t be entirely trusted.
Criticism, even good criticism, helps you see what the critic describes and hinders you from seeing anything else.
The biggest problems are small problems, iterated indefinitely.
Even public relations suffers from science-envy: it is no accident that Relativity came between Barnum and Bernays.
The facts I remember are too good to check.
At high stakes one must forget them.
Moral philosophy warns us sternly against deriving ought from is, when it is far more common, and pernicious, to derive is from ought.