Feb 212013
 

The wise are all alike, but every fool is foolish in his own way.

Feb 202013
 

If it has never crossed your mind that you might be stupid, you are.

Feb 192013
 

The polite conversationalist, when interrupted by a monologue, smiles, and waits his turn, before resuming his own.

Feb 152013
 

The American upper middle class has largely given up sex and alcohol in favor of litigation and insurance fraud.

Feb 142013
 

It hurts less to give up the luxury than the idea that you can afford it.

Feb 132013
 

Philosophy begins by asserting that appearance is not reality — that all is water, or fire, or does not move. It thus begins in sin.

Feb 122013
 

Writing is good therapy, but therapy is bad writing.

Feb 112013
 

Programming is collage at its best and pastiche at its worst.

Feb 082013
 

Seek and ye shall find, whether or not it exists.