We all suffer from a variety of psychiatric disorders, which used to be known as personality.
Universal suffrage enforces a universal delusion of special competence in politics.
History is the events leading up to my life; biography is the events leading up to my death.
The only known cure for materialism is poverty.
More successful enterprises have been created for spite than for money.
An actor can be ugly and still have no talent.
Minor masterpiece: What critics call a book they think they might have written themselves with a few more evenings and weekends free.
No funny person has ever been described as having a good sense of humor.
People will stand for hardship from their rulers but not for insult.
Faces, like cases, collapse under scrutiny.