Of rulers’ vices, corruption is not the worst, merely the tackiest.
Always consume your friends’ favorite art. It might be good, and if it isn’t, you can absorb yourself endlessly in wondering why they like it.
What makes a marriage is less common interests than complementary vices.
“Keeping options open” is the modern declaration of perpetual adolescence: always glutted with choices and never choosing, always becoming and never being, forever studying the menu.
Everyone wants higher standards, just not lower grades.
Eccentric behavior, like a genetic mutation, is usually deleterious, sometimes neutral, rarely beneficial, and occasionally lethal.
What audiences love and critics hate is likely vulgar; what audiences hate and critics love is likely malicious.
A necessary evil is a contradiction in terms.
One flesh, in many marriages, is no mere metaphor: the vitality of husband and wife mix, and one waxes as the other wanes.
We have laws against private usury, yet where are the laws against public uxory?