Everything – Page 31 – A book of aphorisms
Nov 222022
 

Youth is a terrible thing not to waste.

Nov 182022
 

Certain villains achieve martyrdom by the peculiar luck of being murdered by men still more villainous.

Nov 172022
 

Anyone who writes enough can be rendered an idiot, or a genius, by the simple expedient of direct quotation.

Nov 162022
 

We are pleased when the serious man clowns, dismayed when the clown turns serious.

Nov 152022
 

To lie, cheat, and steal may be optimally adaptive, provided one maintains a reputation for never lying, cheating, or stealing.

Nov 142022
 

Ability without ambition is tragedy: ambition without ability is farce.

Nov 102022
 

Children’s literature posits a compact between author and reader: though the reader may look like a frog to all the uncaring world, the author knows he is a handsome prince, and it can be their little secret. Harry Potter is children’s literature. So is Confederacy of Dunces.