Youth is a terrible thing not to waste.
Necessity is contingency in retrospect.
Certain villains achieve martyrdom by the peculiar luck of being murdered by men still more villainous.
Anyone who writes enough can be rendered an idiot, or a genius, by the simple expedient of direct quotation.
We are pleased when the serious man clowns, dismayed when the clown turns serious.
To lie, cheat, and steal may be optimally adaptive, provided one maintains a reputation for never lying, cheating, or stealing.
Ability without ambition is tragedy: ambition without ability is farce.
A primary source, in translation, is a secondary source.
Children’s literature posits a compact between author and reader: though the reader may look like a frog to all the uncaring world, the author knows he is a handsome prince, and it can be their little secret. Harry Potter is children’s literature. So is Confederacy of Dunces.
Facts do not assemble into truths.