Not so very long ago, no adult in history had ever spoken of himself as the parent of an animal.
Apr 162019
Apr 152019
When addressed “with all due respect”, duck.
Apr 122019
Everyone should have one friend whose thought is a digest of fashionable absurdities. It saves no end of time.
Apr 112019
When a bad thing happens in the world, it is vanishingly unlikely to be any of your business.
Apr 102019
Ours is the Great Age of Hoaxes, its small compensation for being the Great Age of Fakes.
Apr 092019
50 dresses like 20, and 20 acts like 50.
Apr 082019
The number of sources read by the author varies inversely with the length of the bibliography.
Apr 052019
It is the progressives, though they sneer at the Christians, who are most thoroughly convinced of grace by faith.
Apr 042019
An expert torturer always reminds you that it’s for your own good, and hurts him more than you.
Apr 032019
The hatred of jocks for nerds is as nothing to the hatred of nerds for jocks.