A philosopher once noted that jaywalking could be prevented by executing offenders. This may not be a point in favor of executions for jaywalking; but it is certainly a point in favor of executions.
If you can’t make your joke funny, make it obscure; people will laugh to show they got it.
To avoid the obvious remark, one must also avoid remarking on avoiding the obvious remark.
Every charitable foundation does more harm than good, if it lasts long enough, eventually falling into the hands of people who wish to run charitable foundations.
To fall out of love with a writer is the first step toward understanding him.
The characteristics of the flock cannot be inferred from the bird, or those of the hive from the bee: and so it is with men in a country, in a city, in a crowd.
That boys play King of the Hill, and girls do not, explains more about the world than all of gender theory.
The Zeitgeist is everywhere, but especially in bad books.
The shortest way to be original is to tell the truth.
Satire becomes easier and easier until it is impossible.