Inequality is the one unforgivable heresy, and all the conventional pieties conspire to disguise its existence.
Some men feed on opprobrium: the scorn of the crowd assures them of their own unbending integrity.
The illusion it affords of objectivity is conversion’s great appeal: the convert, though once a fanatic, has learned his lesson, and today’s belief is informed exclusively by a sober consideration of its merits.
Quotation device, n. A man whose memory surpasses his wit; whose conversation consists largely or exclusively of other people’s words. Cf. citation device.
No one holds humanity in higher regard than he holds himself.
There is a certain type of purveyor of ideas, too stupid to be anything but candid, which makes him useful, like the canary in a coal mine.
I would far rather be ruled by the football team than the computer club, let alone the debate team, student government, or model U.N.
Our politics is what we call the violence we wish to visit on our fellows and lack the strength and courage to undertake personally: a neatly-bound, clearly-labeled package of all our worst impulses.
The only difference between utopia and dystopia is that utopia is nowhere and dystopia is everywhere.
If you want something done right, get someone to do it who knows how.