There are two fundamental types of crazy women: one wears her hair much too long, and the other much too short.
Jul 242020
Jul 232020
Dr. Seuss names his creatures Thing 1 and Thing 2 to signify that they are not distinct in any important way; statistics names its errors Type 1 and Type 2 to signify that they are.
Jul 222020
Those who cannot judge what to believe must resort to whom.
Jul 212020
“Artisanal” is a word to dignify the menial labor that is all that most of the workforce can manage; we will need more such words.
Jul 202020
It doesn’t matter how many people hate you, provided it’s for different sets of mutually exclusive reasons.
Jul 172020
Some are born incapable, some achieve incapacity, and some have incapacity thrust upon them.
Jul 162020
The biggest business in the world is allowing people to express thoughts and feelings that they are unable to articulate.
Jul 152020
Women dislike each other because of men, and so do men.
Jul 142020
Thinking, like plumbing, is something we rarely do for ourselves; but no one imagines that he does his own plumbing.
Jul 132020
Many supposed gold-diggers are digging not for gold but for the capacities that amassed it.